Sunday, January 31, 2010

Msfililocalola aka Msfili aka Ashlee Abella - update

So, I got an email from a supposed "real" friend of Ashlee Abella correcting me on the whole welfare thing. She's not on welfare. Her and her family actually have numerous foster children that they collect money for. This is why Ashlee will often refer to Friday as payday. That's the day she collects the cheque that is meant to be spent on the foster kids. That's class personified!!

FYI--- Torok, stickylipglossx and juicytuesday28 have no involvment in what I post on this blog. I post what I want to post and that's the end of the story. The email I got did NOT come from juicytuesday28 or stickylipglossx. If Msfili weren't guilty of something, she would have had no reason to go all psycho and delete her YouTube stuff. Use your heads, darlings.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Weekend Train Wreck

This weekend's Train Wreck is OceanJessika. Her videos are chocked full of cleavage, lips pouts and hair flipping. Good times!

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Msfililocalola aka Msfili aka Ashlee Abella

So, last night I was on BlogTV taking part in a fun little troll chat and I decided to peek at Twitter. What do I see but a whole slew of posts from Msfili going on a tangent about juicytuesday. Who really knows what that whole situation is about and who cares. Now, I'll admit that I find her MsFili channel mildly entertaining. It goes along with that whole train wreck theory. I watch the videos and am amazed that this woman is actually putting things like this out there for people to see. I've tried watching some of her Msfililocalola videos and they're just ridiculous. She is right there with Glittereyes82 and likes to show random dollar store hauls. She also has a few food hauls. Seriously, no one wants to sit and watch some big girl shove her face with sushi rolls and then swallow it whole. Her hauls also feature a lot of high end makeup which she generally returns to the store after filming or sells it on a "blog sale" to get more money for her hauling. She constantly goes on and on about labels, but this chick isn't even close to being high class. At 31 years of age she is still living in her mother's basement and charges to watch after her foster children. She claims to own a H3 and a BMW. I'm going to take a leap and say that it's more along the lines of DRIVES a H3 and a BMW. Both of which surely belong to her mother. If the girl could afford to drive two mid level prices vehicles, the girl could afford to have her own place to live. There are rumours that she isn't actually a she. That would come as no surprise to anyone. "She" is a bit manly. There are also rumours that she gets her hauling money via a welfare cheque. This also would make sense. She claims to be a realtor, but there is no way that is true. I've never once seen reference to her going to do any type of work other than watching her mother's fosters. I've seen reference to her being paid on Fridays. So, it would make sense that she's collecting a government cheque for sitting on her arse all day.

In my opinion, this girl could possibly be awarded a title for YouTube train wreck of the year.

Train Wreck!

Yes trollers... we've got another YouTube train wreck. This one goes by the name of LovePeaceandLipGloss. I watched small bits of a bunch of her videos and I'm pretty much speechless. So, just enjoy.

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Poor Kandee

In the beginning I didn't have much to say about this whole Kandee situation. It's getting insane now though. The donate button started things off. Now she's posting videos of herself being all sad and sullen to gain sympathy. Worst of all in my opinion is her getting her subscribers to attack other YouTubers such as Msfililocalola. 

Msfililocalola has this fantastic contest going on right now where you submit a video impersonating your favourite guru. There's nothing mean about this contest. It's a contest that is all in good fun and I've yet to see a single submission that takes things into the realm of being mean. Kandee obviously cant handle anyone impersonating her though. Come on Kandee... man up!! You're the one that put yourself on YouTube for all of the world to see. You're the one who chose to blog about having to go to court and got the gossip trains rolling. You've brought this all onto yourself. There is no reason for people to feel sorry for you. If you're innocent of your charges, the courts will find you so. You've created a scandalous situation for yourself and it's ridiculous that you are scooping so low as to have your "fans" attack others. You're constantly posting woe is me things on your twitter/facebook. Why don't you brush your shoulders off and go back to doing the fake, over the top happy clown act that you normally do. This whole feel sorry for me and don't attack me (but attack anyone who says something about me) thing is getting old!!!

YouTube's Hot Mess of the Day.....


Yes, I am aware that this look is a "joke". 
Take 10 minutes out of your day to 
click on a few of her other looks. Making 
fun of someone else is kind of lost on 
me when your daily makeup is more 
dramatic than most drag queens. 
She's WOW!!!

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Check it out!

I have no gossip on this YouTuber, but you need to check her out! I can't even put words to describe what you're going to see. Fake... freaky... just a complete oddball. The girl is cute, but her personality needs a makeover!

Thanks to my fab Twitter girl SnowWhite81 for finding this one!!!

Monday, January 25, 2010

The dish on Petrilude

This time I've got some real gossip for you. So, we all know that Petrilude is snarky with his fans and at times can be considered downright rude. I've got the real scoop on the flamer from the midwest. 

Ever wonder why he chose the name "Petrilude"? It's simple.... petri + lude = basement quaalude cooker. I know you've all wondered how he makes enough money to travel all over the country, buy his stylish Japanese clothing and have a makeup collection larger than Sephora. Now you know. BUT, that's just the beginning of the story on Petrilude. Anyone who follows him on twitter knows that he's very friendly with quite a few other YouTubers. He was in NYC and New Jersey "partying" with them over the holidays. Strangely, he seems to be in that area "partying" with the same group of people around every big holiday. There is a reason. Petrilude isn't just a huge YouTube guru and a basement quaalude cooker. He's also the head of a massive YouTube sex ring. You all think that the reason half of these YouTubers don't have real jobs is because they're wracking up the big bucks with Adsense. WRONG! Petrilude has them all hooked on ludes and turning tricks. There have been questions as to why Xsparkage is suddenly so boring in her videos... ummm... she's high as a kite on Petrilude's drugs. You all ask why tonjesml is so emo and only writes depressing songs... yep... you guessed it. She's high on Petrilude's drugs! You ask why jpmetz is so angry. Yeah, that's withdrawl symptoms from Petrilude's drugs. Thewillofdc can barely sit still in his videos. Yet again, it's Petrilude's drugs. So, the whole deal is that Petrilude supplies all of these young and innocent YouTubers with his basement drugs and they in turn pull johns whenever he's in the NYC/Jersey area to pay him back. The guy has fruits of all flavours. I know for sure that soundlyawake, tonjesml, macnc40, jpmetz, xsparkage, sayanythingbrooke, thewillofdc and glowpinkstah are all involved in his ring. I've heard rumours of many others.

It was bad enough that we had to deal with YouTubers who ask subscribers to get them a home, ones who prey on young boys to get nudes, FAS babies who torture us with videos of themselves eating pot pies after getting off and ghetto mini van hullers. Now it's reduced to 20somethings addicted to drugs and selling themselves for YouTubes #1 ego.

Friday, January 22, 2010

NatNeagle... The Beauty Brat?

We're going to start off with the "Guru" I find most annoying... Nat Neagle. I'll list a few tidbits that I've heard about her and you can all add whatever you'd like.

1. Known for being extremely needy. Continually posts compliment fishing comments on twitter, her blogs and randomly in her videos. She seemingly needs to hear from her minions how great she is or life just is not for this "Guru". We all know that Nat is her own greatest fan though. Go Nat!!!

2. Once had a PayPal donate button scandal where she attempted to get money from her subscribers to get enough money together to move out of her apartment after having spent her family's savings building up her MAC collection. Nat Neagle now claims this entire thing was a joke, but at the time it was far from a joke. She not only talked about how she needed money on her Twitter, but also wrote a blog about it (which has since been deleted).

3. Nat recently discovered Ugg boots and the hair flip. Both were popular in... oh ummm... 2000? She's rocking both currently and fishing for compliments on both. Go on, give her a twitter @reply and tell her how great they both look on her!

4. Nat enjoys blogging. She also enjoys gossiping just like we do. A few months ago, she wrote a blog about being a role model. No names were mentioned, but she did make it pretty clear who at least one of the people was that she blogged about. She called people out on their "scandalous behavior" suck as drinking and cursing. Now, if you're perfect, you could write a blog calling others out and get away with it. Nat is far from what I would consider a good role model though.

5. Our self described positive role model is ever so proud of the MAC Pro card she has. When she got it, it was a huge deal to her. She was all about telling everyone how to get one.... falsify documents!! Nat sent in documents proving that she was a freelance makeup artist. The strange thing is that months later she did her first ever makeup application on a person other than herself and proudly posted it onto her blog.

6. Nat is also obsessed with talking about her dieting habits. She loves to brag when she loses a pound. She recently got up the nerve to made a video showing her entire body. Is it a big deal that she's obese? Nope. A lot of people are. The fun bit about Nat's obesity is that she claimed to weigh over 200 lbs at 5'6" and wear a size 10 trouser. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Maybe a size 10 trouser bought at TJ Maxx and incorrectly labeled.

I'll end my part now and let you all take over. Make sure to suggest who else we should dish on in your comments.

xoxo Lucy Looselipss

From my friend Nat....

Dear Guru Gossiper AKA LuluLooselips,

Even though what you posted about me was twisted and far from any reality I am aware of, I am writing to inform you I will be seeking legal action regarding this blog if it is not removed. This post is not only slanderous and cruel, but far from the truth. Through my employer and my union I have lawyers that would be more than willing to prosecute you for what you are doing. It is illegal to post false information about others. YouTube is something I do for fun. Nothing more. If you don't like me, then don't watch. It makes no sense to do what you are doing. Posting inaccurate information like this can interfere with my day job - my career - and that is something I am not about to let happen.

So remove the blog. I am a professional and I am going to handle this in a professional manner.

You've had your fun. Game over