This time I've got some real gossip for you. So, we all know that Petrilude is snarky with his fans and at times can be considered downright rude. I've got the real scoop on the flamer from the midwest.
Ever wonder why he chose the name "Petrilude"? It's simple.... petri + lude = basement quaalude cooker. I know you've all wondered how he makes enough money to travel all over the country, buy his stylish Japanese clothing and have a makeup collection larger than Sephora. Now you know. BUT, that's just the beginning of the story on Petrilude. Anyone who follows him on twitter knows that he's very friendly with quite a few other YouTubers. He was in NYC and New Jersey "partying" with them over the holidays. Strangely, he seems to be in that area "partying" with the same group of people around every big holiday. There is a reason. Petrilude isn't just a huge YouTube guru and a basement quaalude cooker. He's also the head of a massive YouTube sex ring. You all think that the reason half of these YouTubers don't have real jobs is because they're wracking up the big bucks with Adsense. WRONG! Petrilude has them all hooked on ludes and turning tricks. There have been questions as to why Xsparkage is suddenly so boring in her videos... ummm... she's high as a kite on Petrilude's drugs. You all ask why tonjesml is so emo and only writes depressing songs... yep... you guessed it. She's high on Petrilude's drugs! You ask why jpmetz is so angry. Yeah, that's withdrawl symptoms from Petrilude's drugs. Thewillofdc can barely sit still in his videos. Yet again, it's Petrilude's drugs. So, the whole deal is that Petrilude supplies all of these young and innocent YouTubers with his basement drugs and they in turn pull johns whenever he's in the NYC/Jersey area to pay him back. The guy has fruits of all flavours. I know for sure that soundlyawake, tonjesml, macnc40, jpmetz, xsparkage, sayanythingbrooke, thewillofdc and glowpinkstah are all involved in his ring. I've heard rumours of many others.
It was bad enough that we had to deal with YouTubers who ask subscribers to get them a home, ones who prey on young boys to get nudes, FAS babies who torture us with videos of themselves eating pot pies after getting off and ghetto mini van hullers. Now it's reduced to 20somethings addicted to drugs and selling themselves for YouTubes #1 ego.